a tisket, a tasket
subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Captain Clipper
Wow…is he really….please tell me…GROSS! The puker featured last Monday (http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/365283120) might not have been drunk at all. He was probably sitting across from ol’ Finger Nails Fred here! The audacity to whip out a pair of nail clippers and give yourself a makeshift manicure on public transit. Just the thought, that as you were walking out the door you made sure you had your keys, your wallet, and your clippers just in case the digits needed a touch up! It is a relief that pictures don’t come with audio because the sound would be enough to turn my spine to glass!
No need to worry about the clippings! Just let them jettison any which way! The rest of us will dive for cover because they are the sanitary equivalent of live grenades! Whatever happened to reading a book, listening to an iPod, or even just blankly staring off into space. The precision on this gentleman’s face during his favorite hobby is enough to make you lose faith in humanity. UNACCEPTABLE!
…and you could fit a Thanksgiving turkey between those legs!
***A round of applause for Brian B. I’ve received lots of pictures of people clipping their nails on the subway. But none captured this atrocity as well as Brian’s. Keep on Douchin’ my man! Keep on Douchin’ ***

I have NEVER understood how so many people carry around nail clippers and think it’s a good idea to whip them out on the subway. Really?

subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Captain Clipper

Wow…is he really….please tell me…GROSS! The puker featured last Monday (http://www.subwaydouchery.com/post/365283120) might not have been drunk at all. He was probably sitting across from ol’ Finger Nails Fred here! The audacity to whip out a pair of nail clippers and give yourself a makeshift manicure on public transit. Just the thought, that as you were walking out the door you made sure you had your keys, your wallet, and your clippers just in case the digits needed a touch up! It is a relief that pictures don’t come with audio because the sound would be enough to turn my spine to glass!

No need to worry about the clippings! Just let them jettison any which way! The rest of us will dive for cover because they are the sanitary equivalent of live grenades! Whatever happened to reading a book, listening to an iPod, or even just blankly staring off into space. The precision on this gentleman’s face during his favorite hobby is enough to make you lose faith in humanity. UNACCEPTABLE!

…and you could fit a Thanksgiving turkey between those legs!

***A round of applause for Brian B. I’ve received lots of pictures of people clipping their nails on the subway. But none captured this atrocity as well as Brian’s. Keep on Douchin’ my man! Keep on Douchin’ ***

I have NEVER understood how so many people carry around nail clippers and think it’s a good idea to whip them out on the subway. Really?